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Some quotes which have appeared recently in crossword puzzles:

Footprints on the sands of time will never be made sitting down.
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Evan Esar

If theres anything a dentist hates it’s a drooping mustache.
- Evan Esar

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.
- Evan Esar

Evan Esar's definition of an "attic" - A place where you keep something for ten yers and then throw it away just two weeks before you need it.
- Evan Esar

The things that count most are things you can't count.
- Evan Esar

Women are like dog poop. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
- Evan Esar

A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.
- Evan Esar

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
- Evan Esar

If you have made up your mind that you cannot do it you're absoutely right.
- Evan Esar

A husband is like a fine -- he goes out when unattended.
- Evan Esar

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March 28, 2006 - We are trying to consolidate the information here on Evan Esar quotes and make things load faster. We understand that the large images take a while to load and we are working on trying to optimize them so that you have a more enjoyable experience here. We really need your help in making this site show up better in the search results. If you would like to help us out all we need from you is a link from your site, blog, or whatever and that would really help us a lot We are still hunting for other Evan Esar information and will provide that here as soon as we uncover some more details about him. Discovering more information is our first goal, our second goal is to not leave this site unattended, meaning that we do not want to be away for a long period of time and not be able to update and add new content. To accomplish this though we must be encouraged by our visitors (you) and feel a sense of meaning to our work. Updating, formatting images, and hunting for information takes up a lot of time and without your appreciation this starts to seems like a waste of time.

March 24, 2006 - It's almost the weekend and we are just about ready to update the site a little more once we have a little time. Since the page is so new it is not being cached by google very often making the information on that site pretty out-dated. Never the less we will keep on moving forward with the site and add more content as we discover it. Keep on telling your friends, husbands, wives, and co-workers about the site that it gives us encouragement to continue forward! Enjoy the weekend, we are headed up to Monterey, California tomorrow, perhaps we will add a picture tour of the beautiful town. If we do not update again before the weekend is up, enjoy it!

March 22, 2006- We have uploaded the beginnings of the Mark Twain quotes page. It's home eventually will be marktwainquotations.com, but for now you can find it here. Also the George Carlin page is up and ready to view. It's future home will be Georgecarlinquotes.com but again for now you can view it here. We have made some other updates in terms on our links page. Also we have uploaded a couple other sites that we have been working on that are not exactly finished but wanted your feedback on the content and any ideas you may have. We plan on bringing you more pages like the Paso Robles page where you can get a brief education on a particular area in the country. Thanks for your support, this page has been up for a little less than a month but we are happy to see the progress we are making. Come back again and tell your friends if they are Evan Esar Fans! Perhaps you can even educate them in that area. We want to be your first choice when it come to Evan Esar so let us help you!

March 17, 2006 - We have added other famous quotes to our list in the past several days. If you have a quote, be to first to add it! If you have any ideas of other pages that you would like us to start. Feel free to let us know. We are proud to be the only site dedicated to evan esar.  One quote we are looking for refers to a husband, help us!!

March 16, 2006 - Another day has come and we are still trying to figure out what exactly to do with the page. We hope that you are enjoying what is here, even though it isn't as complete as it soon will be. We find it sort of odd that there is like NO information on Evan Esar anywhere on the internet. We have added a little to Wikipedia's page but beyond some very basic details there is nothing. Was this man, that we know so little about, a hermit? . We created this page knowing very little about him as a person, but everyday our curiosity grows and now it is a full blown hunger for facts. Help us find out who is Evan Esar!!!

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